Head hunting season is open!

This is turning into a great corporate executive hunting season. We have Medoff’s head on the block, and all those money grabbers at AIG. All for mishandling our money.

Well, while we’re in the mood to do some head hunting; there are a few other types of executives I’d like to go after:

Bathroom Executives: whoever is authorizing the making of toilet paper that instead of tearing across the perf, shreds into long strings, or toilet paper that tears off one freaking sheet at a time! Also whoever sets the standard size for a lavatory in an airplane. I mean really!!! You cram hundreds of people onto a plane, into seats only toddlers can get their butts into comfortably, and then install bathrooms so small you can sit down but you can’t bend over?? This is a good idea why? – These executives should be condemned to use only the toilet paper they produce and the lavatories they install for the rest of their natural and unnatural lives.

Pro-sports Executives: You know those people who come to your city and want you to subsidize the building of an arena. Tell me how that got started. We’re building venues for mega millionaires so that multi millionaire can play a child’s game, and then we get the privilege to paying astronomical ticket prices to watch. Meanwhile our kids can’t follow a play book because they schools have been cut, again. Oh yeah, and they are going to hose you on the merchandise too! And then, they’re going to move the team. – These executives should be put to work shoveling shit because they are obviously producing levels way above their share.

Movie Distributing Executives: Those people that approved the DVD where you can’t fast forward through all the ads and previews. They go hand in hand with the executives that made it impossible to view an on line video without watching an ad. Also the ones who started putting ad up in theaters before trailers and movies. They figured how to get you to pay to watch advertising. – Obviously this scum should only able to watch adds the rest of their lives.

Eyeglass Executives: In particular whoever continues to put those little screws in to hold the ear pieces on the lens portion. This is the work of a really sick and evil puppy. Your ear piece comes loose and you have to screw them back on, but you can’t see the screw because you can’t wear your glasses, HELLO!!!! I love that they put a little magnifying glass in the repair kits. So let’s just think about this for a moment… with one hand try and hold the earpiece in place with the lens piece, with the other hand you hold the magnifying glass, and with our third hand you hold the use the little screw driver. What a bunch of geniuses, or mutants. – These sadistic contortionists should spend eternity half blind with their broken glasses and a repair kit.

I’m ready to organize a hunting partly, so sharpen your spears and get your war paint on!