OK, how do you get a bomb on a plane? I really want to know the answer to this question because I have yet to get on a plane without having to leave something with security.
In my case, the repeat offender is my pocket knife. I carry a tiny Swiss Army knife. It has a nail file, a pair of scissors, a toothpick, a pair of tweezers and a tiny blade. A blade that is two inches long, max. I could stab you all day long with this blade and never cause you serious damage. If a Navy Seal had his choice between this blade and a piece of paper for defense, he’d choose the paper. If I pulled this on someone, the biggest threat would be that they would laugh themselves to death. And yet, I’ve had to leave dozens of these at air ports, and other security stations. I’m beginning to think this is Swiss Army’s diabolically plan to boost sales.
Tuesday, December 29, 2009
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