The panty line conspiracy

The fashion industry has spent decades perpetrating a conspiracy on the women of the world, and it all involves panties. In the 60’s we all wore briefs, granted some were more frilly than others and they came in various colors and some even had the days of the week on them. We might have worried about getting caught in an accident without clean ones on, but one of the things we never gave a thought to were panty lines. That didn’t come until the 70’s and hip-hugger, high cut leg panties were introduced. Then the 80’s brought us the bikini panties and more angst about panty lines. So the answer to all our worries was the thong, which is really just a new name for a G-string, all which boils down to butt floss, and no panty lines.

Now instead of the hated panty lines, we have to live with the peeping thong. You know that instance when you realize that all essence of class has been wiped form the younger generation, as a girl bends over and above her jeans you see her thong and her butt crack. Of course this is in perfect harmony with her date’s outfit. His jeans have been belted around his knees so that he can barely walk and his boxer cover butt is right there for all the world to see. He’s obviously not worried about boxer lines.