Spam/junk mail and women

I have just preformed my after task of checking my junk mail. Today there were 26, which is about average. I’ve got to tell you, I always feel like I need to go take a shower after dealing with this little chore. Honestly, I really try not to read any more of the message title then is necessary to figure out if it is spam or something real. I mean really, does anyone ever open an email titled, “You big give great pleasure” or “Nude pic Angela Jolie pregnant”? It’s a sick world out there, and if you don’t believe that, just read the titles on your junk mail.

Let’s hope we aren’t being judged, as a society, by this. If so, I’m afraid the universe has a giant finger heading for the destruct button.

But really, who would open any of this spam? As a woman I can tell you without a doubt that I do not want to grow my penis by 3 inches, receive Viagra at an 80% discount without a prescription, or re-grow my hair. Have you noticed how there aren’t that many catchy spam titles out there for woman? I can think of a few that would get my attention, of course not enough for me to open them, but at least I’d feel I had been considered.

-- Free maid service for 1 year
-- Pampered spa retreat for your input
-- Free removal of unwanted hair
-- Shoes that look as good as they feel
-- New boob support without a bra
-- Remote volume control for people
-- Force field that keeps dirt out of your house
-- Star Trek replicators now available, they really work!
-- Hunky heterosexual men that don’t watch sports, drink beer, belch or fart, and are looking for older, full figured women

Of course as a woman, I know none of this exists, but wouldn’t it be nice!!